At the start, it was a beautiful morning for a run. Slight wind, relatively cool. I was happy.
Even though I used the restroom RIGHT before the start, I had to go again. I figured that it was just nerves and I would be fine.
Val, another Roseville Lifetime gal (that I met an instant before the race, and whose name is eluding me right now) and I stuck together for the first 5 miles, which were relatively uneventful. We we right on the money with our pace - right around 10:45 miles.
Miles 1 and 2: still had to pee. Men were peeing along the road left and right. I had some serious penis envy.
Mile 3: still had to pee. About 8 people in line at the port-a-potty. Not worth stopping.
Miles 4 and 5: still had to pee. GAH.
When we hit the port-a-potties at mile 5, I knew it was time. I wouldn't be able to hold it much longer, so Val and I made the decision to stop. No Matter How Many People Were In Line.
There were 10 people in line.
So I pulled the lounge chair out of my back pocket, put up the footrest, and lit a cigarette. This could take awhile.
Val held our spot in line and I walked up to the water stop and grabbed a few glasses of water for us. I walked back and we drank the water as we waited in line. Might as well make the downtime useful.
As we were waiting, Roseville Runners Melissa and Sarah passed us. I figured that I wouldn't see them again...they were faster than me in all of our training runs. Sad.
I watched the time tick away on the Garmin.
Seven minutes.
We waited in line for seven minutes.
After we finally had our turn at the Biffy, we FINALLY got back on the course. We did NOT walk through the water stop. We were anxious to move on.
Because I'd walked to the water stop and back to the port-a-potty line, my Garmin was off. It would give the "mile" beep .11 miles before the actual mile marker. Every time the alert would sound, I'd look at Val and make a stupid comment. It seemed funny at the time. Guess you had to be there. :)
And then we had a nice surprise - we ran into fellow Roseville Runner Mary and her coach Leslie on the course! It's always nice to see friendly faces.
The next thing I knew, we were at the half way point. I remember saying to Val that I couldn't believe how much FUN this was. I was feeling great. I had a great attitude. The course was fun. The spectators were great and would shout out our names.
At mile 14, Val decided that she needed to walk. We weren't at a water stop. I had made a promise to myself that I would only walk while drinking at the water stops. So she wished me luck, and I was on my own.
At mile 15, I ran into Random Lifetime girl that we started with. I knew that she was probably going slower than I wanted to run, seeing that I had stopped for seven minutes and was still able to catch her. So I bid her farewell and soldiered on.
At mile 16 or 17, I ran into some other Lifetime runners (including Val's BFF). They were hauling ass!! I stayed on their heels, but couldn't pass them. Until I realized they were Galloway runners. When it was time for their scheduled walk break, I passed them and I kept on truckin.
At mile 18, I couldn't believe my eyes. Melissa and Sarah. I'd caught up. Sarah looked like she was hurting, and I wished them well as I passed.
At mile 20, they handed out bananas and Twizzlers. What a refreshing change. I love candy, and I especially love Twizzlers. I think the volunteer handing out the Twizzlers was a little surprised when I grabbed him and gave him a sloppy tongue kiss because I was so grateful. I kid. There was no kiss. But if he were handing out Swedish Fish...that would be a different story. I think I would have promised my firstborn for some Swedish Fish.
Mile 22 is known for being brutal. Lemon Drop hill is right in the middle. You know it's a nasty hill if it has its own name. But I knew I could do it. I ran this hill at the Lifetime retreat three weeks ago. I pretended that I was on a roller coaster and there was a chain pulling me up. Clang, clang, clang, clang. The next thing I knew, I was at the top. Easy Peesy.
And before me was a beautiful downhill view. This was the point where I stopped at the retreat, so I was officially running on unexplored race course...and it was the furthest I had ever run in my life.
And then I heard shouting. THERE SHE IS! THERE SHE IS!!! I looked to my right, and once again, couldn't believe my eyes. It had to be a mirage. I had to be dreaming. Did I take acid instead of a PowerGel at mile 22?
Emily and Chuck, some of my best friends, were there. I was shocked. They did NOT tell me they were going to be there, so it was a complete surprise. Surprising no one, I started crying. Do you know what's hard? Crying, running, and BREATHING. But my heart soared. I felt So Loved. I have the best friends.
I gave them high fives and sweaty hugs (just what they wanted, I'm sure) and sped off. They hopped on their bikes and zoomed down the road, and then they pulled over so they could take some action photos of me. Pictures Of Me Running A Marathon. I love these guys.
I regained my composure, and kept running. The last miles are through the downtown area and are on a cobblestone street. I knew that I was close. I was getting tired. But there was no stopping me at this point. I just had to keep going.
So I kept going.
At mile 25, I knew I was So Close. Is this race over yet?? I got a zap of energy from the crowd when I spotted two guys in the crowd. One shouted "GO ALLY!" and the other shouted "If I didn't have a girlfriend I'd ask you out!!" These guys sure know how to boost an ego!
At mile 25.5ish, I spotted them. Team Roseville. My girls. My drug. My loves. My heroes.
I had a huge smile on my face as they cheered and rung their cowbells for me. They know that I have a penchant for the cowbell, and Kim even brought my new pink cowbell and rang it for me. These women are amazing.

Thanks to my paparazzi, Jen, for snapping this photoI rounded one last corner, and I saw it. The finish line. I turned up the gas when I saw the "official time" inching closer and closer to five hours.
The announcer was getting the crowd all worked up. "C'mon, give these guys a cheer...they are SO CLOSE! Can they make it under FIVE HOURS??" I was close. The clock was ticking. 4:59:54...4:59:55...
FIVE...
FOUR...
THREE...
TWO...
ONE...
The crowd gave a collective groan...as I crossed the finish with a clock time of 5:00:02.
But I knew I had 7 minutes in the bank, so I didn't fret. But it would have been nice to have finished 3 seconds earlier.
I crossed the finish line. I ran a marathon. I Am A Marathoner. A marathoner that cries. I got my medal and my t-shirt. I headed over to the sweat bags and got my stuff. I found Coach Ruth. We hugged. We cried. And then Emily and Chuck found me! And we hugged, and Oooooh Lord did I cry. I was so proud and exhausted and emotional and grateful and happy and sad that it was all over. So many emotions trying to break free.
But I did it.
I ran a marathon.
I RAN A MARATHON!


First 10k: 1:13:12
Last 10k: 1:07:37
First 13.1: 2:28:58
Last 13.1: 2:23:17
Negative Splits, baby. Thanks, bathroom line. :)
6/21/08
Mile 1: 10:39
Mile 2: 10:41
Mile 3: 10:50
Mile 4: 10:44
Mile 5: 10:33
Mile 6: 17:21 - Stupid bathroom line
Mile 7: 10:45
Mile 8: 10:45
Mile 9: 11:06
Mile 10: 10:30
Mile 11: 10:50
Mile 12: 11:12
Mile 13: 10:33
Mile 14: 11:11
Mile 15: 10:40
Mile 16: 11:01
Mile 17: 11:03
Mile 18: 11:00
Mile 19: 10:32
Mile 20: 11:29
Mile 21: 11:00
Mile 22: 11:10
Mile 23: 10:44
Mile 24: 10:51
Mile 25: 10:52
Mile 26: 10:42
Average pace: 11:02 (Garmin)
Total time: 4:52:15
Average HR: 166
Three words to describe this run: There Aren't Words*
*Funny, for having "no words" I sure managed to write a wordy recap. :)
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