I'm going to take a quick pause from the relay talk to talk about ME.
Because have I mentioned that I'm running three marathons and a half marathon next month?
Oh, and also? I'm running three marathons and a half marathon next month.
Ally, how does one train to run three marathons and a half marathon next month, you may be asking.
SHIT.
No, really. That's my method. The SHIT method.
I am completely burned out. I've been training since December and am ready to be done. I can't motivate myself to do my running workouts, so I've resorted to Sudden High Intensity Training.
I get my long runs in every Saturday, but by the time I'm done, I don't want to run again. So I take the next few days off from running, sticking to aqua jogging and kettlebells. By the time Thursday rolls around, I start to feel guilty that I've skipped so many runs, so I'll squeeze in an 8-miler. Taking four days off IN A ROW without running?? What kind of marathoner am I?
So my running diet consists of all runs being crammed into a 3-day period. SHIT.
So it will come as no surprise that on race day I expect to perform like SHIT.
:)
Because have I mentioned that I'm running three marathons and a half marathon next month?
Oh, and also? I'm running three marathons and a half marathon next month.
Ally, how does one train to run three marathons and a half marathon next month, you may be asking.
SHIT.
No, really. That's my method. The SHIT method.
I am completely burned out. I've been training since December and am ready to be done. I can't motivate myself to do my running workouts, so I've resorted to Sudden High Intensity Training.
I get my long runs in every Saturday, but by the time I'm done, I don't want to run again. So I take the next few days off from running, sticking to aqua jogging and kettlebells. By the time Thursday rolls around, I start to feel guilty that I've skipped so many runs, so I'll squeeze in an 8-miler. Taking four days off IN A ROW without running?? What kind of marathoner am I?
So my running diet consists of all runs being crammed into a 3-day period. SHIT.
So it will come as no surprise that on race day I expect to perform like SHIT.
:)
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9 Comments:
OMG Ally! I'm following the same method! Only I am not even cross training in the interim 4 days. :)
LMAO!
Why in the world did you sign up for so many marathons in a two month period??? You are totally crazy!
I still love you, though. :)
Well, each marathon is just training for the next. Pshaw, you totally will be fine!
Yikes!! That is a full course meal of marathons. Craziness!!
I don't know how you do it, but no matter how shitty you do at your marathons, its a whole lot better than anything most of us are doing! While you are completing your long run tomorrow, I will be sitting on my ass. I will be thinking of you! Maybe that will motivate me to move around a bit.
This sounds much like my training plan!
Funny!
I saw your 43 things to do...list and running a marathon was on it. I guess that one got replaced with run 3 and a 1/2 in a month? Ha, Ha
The SHIT method sounds good to me? When's your book coming out on this training plan?... ;)
Holy shit.
I'm using the SHIT method too right now. No joke.
Shit.
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