Akos dug into his Suitcase of Courage for a strong win last night.
He set the cat on fire.
I'm only half kidding.
I was in the kitchen, baking cookies, when I noticed something. A smell. I checked the oven. Nope, the cookies were fine. But something was burning. Something like...hair.
Nay, FUR.
Roxie's ass was smoking. AKOS SET THE CAT ON FIRE.
So he was nowhere near her when her ass wandered upon the candle sitting on the counter...but I think it's clear that through some sort of mind control technique, he made her wag her little ass over the open flame.
I think it's obvious - Akos is the clear victor. Roxie won many battles...but Akos won the war.
He fooled many with his sweet face...but believe me, THIS DOG CANNOT BE TRUSTED.
And so ends the Akos vs. Roxie fight series - Akos is heading home tonight. I'm sad. Roxie is ecstatic.
Editor's note: Roxie is fine - she only singed off the ends of some of her butt fur. In fact, I don't think she even realized that she did it.
He set the cat on fire.
I'm only half kidding.
I was in the kitchen, baking cookies, when I noticed something. A smell. I checked the oven. Nope, the cookies were fine. But something was burning. Something like...hair.
Nay, FUR.
Roxie's ass was smoking. AKOS SET THE CAT ON FIRE.
So he was nowhere near her when her ass wandered upon the candle sitting on the counter...but I think it's clear that through some sort of mind control technique, he made her wag her little ass over the open flame.
I think it's obvious - Akos is the clear victor. Roxie won many battles...but Akos won the war.
He fooled many with his sweet face...but believe me, THIS DOG CANNOT BE TRUSTED.
And so ends the Akos vs. Roxie fight series - Akos is heading home tonight. I'm sad. Roxie is ecstatic.
Editor's note: Roxie is fine - she only singed off the ends of some of her butt fur. In fact, I don't think she even realized that she did it.
Labels: Ramblings
2 Comments:
Hahaha, the whole Roxie v. Akos series has been hilarious. It looks like Roxie ended up getting burnt in the end (literally and figuratively)! Although my cat has definitely managed to set herself on fire before without any help from other animals--so maybe it was just Roxie's sign of surrender?
holy smokes ;) honestly i was actually quite worried til the last part. ummmmm. gee. you're going to housesit my one remaining dog and 2 cats and akos might visit, right?
no candles please! ;) (only half kidding...)
hugs girl! hugs to ryan too...
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