Roxie vs. Akos
A FIGHT TO THE DEATH.
And by "fight to the death," I mean Roxie will glare menacingly while emitting a low frequency growl until Akos notices a butterfly fluttering outside the window and OOOH boy butterflyButterflyBUTTERFLY! ALSO, BUTTERFLYYYYY!
Fighter Bios:
ROXIE
Weight: 8 pounds
Signature move: Hiss, lunge and swat combo
Favorite color: Pink
Roxie has been featured on ESPN's Friday Night Fights as the "Crabby Tabby."
Can you hear the grrrrrrrrowl through the Interwebs??
AKOS
Weight: 50 pounds
Signature move: Smothering opponent with his tongue
Special talent: Akos has lightning fast speed. He was clocked going 34mph as he raced into the kitchen after hearing a piece of carrot hit the kitchen floor.
Favorite color: Light grey
Back in Akos' youth, he won more medals and ribbons than you can shake a stick at.
Editor's note: As a medal whore, I am a little bit jealous of all of the bling this dog has acquired
Akos wears a crocheted cape while in the ring. Also while he naps on the couch.
Fights are held daily at the Allycat Theatre in Minneapolis, MN. Tickets are available through Ticketmaster.
I don't know about you...but I've got $50 on Roxie. :)
A FIGHT TO THE DEATH.
And by "fight to the death," I mean Roxie will glare menacingly while emitting a low frequency growl until Akos notices a butterfly fluttering outside the window and OOOH boy butterflyButterflyBUTTERFLY! ALSO, BUTTERFLYYYYY!
Fighter Bios:
ROXIE
Weight: 8 pounds
Signature move: Hiss, lunge and swat combo
Favorite color: Pink
Roxie has been featured on ESPN's Friday Night Fights as the "Crabby Tabby."
Can you hear the grrrrrrrrowl through the Interwebs??
AKOS
Weight: 50 pounds
Signature move: Smothering opponent with his tongue
Special talent: Akos has lightning fast speed. He was clocked going 34mph as he raced into the kitchen after hearing a piece of carrot hit the kitchen floor.
Favorite color: Light grey
Back in Akos' youth, he won more medals and ribbons than you can shake a stick at.
Editor's note: As a medal whore, I am a little bit jealous of all of the bling this dog has acquired
Akos wears a crocheted cape while in the ring. Also while he naps on the couch.
Fights are held daily at the Allycat Theatre in Minneapolis, MN. Tickets are available through Ticketmaster.
I don't know about you...but I've got $50 on Roxie. :)
Labels: Ramblings
8 Comments:
lol... we have babysat our friends black lab and my cats HATE him for some reason. they come out looking for him and will chase him and he runs away! its the most hilarious thing ever :)
Always, always, always bet on the cat.
this. is. hilarious. favorite color: light grey. too funny. :)
$10 on the cat to win
although that cape is quite intimidating!
My bet is definitely on Roxie. She scares the x%*@ out of me!
My money is on Roxie!!
Hysterical; and I love the pics!!
I can't even believe you let a dog into that apartment with that cat. Ryan must be pretty special.
Please tell me that Ryan crocheted that for him.
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